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Ted’s Hideaway is a true "locals"
bar, and one of the few places
in South Beach where you can grab a drink in a chill atmosphere without
the
pretentiousness that can sometimes abound in Miami. The graffiti on the wall in the girl’s
room states “South Beach—A great place to be a successful failure!” and
after a night at Ted’s, you know what that means! This dark and smoky
hangout has the word “dive” written all over it, but the locals aren’t
complaining: The jeans and t-shirt crowd packs the place to get plastered on
the low-cost drinks, especially during the twice-daily happy hours, when
prices get slashed to encourage even more debauchery.
Ted’s doesn’t always
have bouncers on duty, so the hot ladies tending bar have to handle every
problem that arises, whether it be a drunken brawl or
cooking grub. Now that’s what we call well-rounded girls!
Have you tried
Ted's Hideaway?
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Michael from Miami
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5-Excellent |
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4-Good |
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5-Excellent |
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5-Excellent |
Review:
Great place to
go when you don't need to be seen, trendy little dive bar with a
mix between Bangkok Thailand and Subic city??, Really hot
looking girls work the bar and like to joke and have fun, Not
stuffy overpriced bullshift. Mike Danger
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Gloria Pope from
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5-Excellent |
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5-Excellent |
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5-Excellent |
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5-Excellent |
Review:
Hey you
f#ckers!!!!! Its me, gloria! I love you guys and realy miss
you!!!
Cant wait to be back soon, c you in a few months,with my
GREENCARD!!!!!!!!!!
Big kiss to all of you gals!!
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Mike Cantens from Miami,
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5-Excellent |
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5-Excellent |
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5-Excellent |
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5-Excellent |
Review:
Ted's offers
exactly what I look for in a bar. With cheap drinks and good
music, its a welcome escape from the ass raping that you get at
some of the other clubs in South Beach. Come in, sit down, and
tie on a drunk at Ted's Hideaway.
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5-Excellent |
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5-Excellent |
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5-Excellent |
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5-Excellent |
Review:
I loved white
castle burgers @ 3:30 in the am. Better than leaving the bar to
get them. Thumbs up!!!! I will be back
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Marcus Newman from South
Beach, FL |
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5-Excellent |
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4-Good |
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5-Excellent |
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5-Excellent |
Review:
I absolutely
love this place. It's a great place to just unwind and have some
drinks no matter what time of day it is. The staff are sweet,
sexy and funny (even Bob). It is definitely my type of bar.
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Reviewed by:
South Beach Magazine Reader from New York
Overall Rating:
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5-Excellent |
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3-Fair |
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5-Excellent |
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5-Excellent |
Review:
Ted's is a
great place. Relaxed and fun. Ted's has a good crowd (all ages,
all types of backgrounds). The bartenders are very cute, but
they're not just a pretty face, these girls know how to keep the
drinks coming. FYI, if your looking for a upscale night club,
this is not the place.
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