Feeling Less Bohemian and More Like a Burger?
Kids love Johnny Rockets at 1025 Lincoln Road - one of the few locations in this 50s style chain restaurant to also offer Mom and Dad the option of wine or beer. Wall mounted jukeboxes keep the air filled with retro music while waiters in classic diner garb dispense helium balloons, chocolate malts and French fries. While some locals complain that the charm of the Mall has faded with the opening of chain restaurants, Pottery Barn and the Gap, it's sometimes a comfort to see a few familiar spots in the mix. Pizza Rustica at 667 Lincoln sells pizza by the slice with your choice of topping so every member of the family can sample a favorite. Just to the east, find Zeke's Roadhouse at 625 Lincoln, a sidewalk cafe in the midst of the big-ticket action where parents can enjoy $3 international beers and wine coolers till midnight while the kids feast on hot dogs and pop.

Nearby and worth a visit is the famous Monkey Jungle at 14805 SW 216th Street in Cutler Ridge. Founded in 1933 as a study habitat for primate behavior, this wildlife park now welcomes thousands of visitors who wander through caged enclosures while the monkeys roam free. The gift shop sells raisins for brave young visitors to feed the hungry monkeys via little snack cups dangling from chains.

Be aware that the monkeys will reach through the enclosures for a hand out - so keep an eye on the little ones. Be sure to check out the Amazonian Rain Forest Exhibit and the Wild Monkey Swimming Pool. Trainers are on site to answer questions and provide a training demonstration called, "Hangin' With Orangs."

And if your kids can handle a whole day of animals...

To sample a little of the local Cuban cuisine, grab the gang and head north to 1654 Meridian Avenue - David's Two Café. This brightly lit storefront restaurant can feed a family to bursting for very little money. Try their delicious Arroz Con Pollo, a chicken and yellow rice entrée that's big enough to share. There are plenty of kid friendly options and a delicious Bistec Empanizado, a breaded thin cut steak that's best with a hearty side of black beans and rice. If you're running low on energy after such a filling meal, try a thimble-sized portion of Café Cubano, which is jet fuel in a cup for those unused to the sugary espresso that keeps Miamians hopping.

Dining out on a budget is easier than you might imagine on Miami Beach. Start the day at A la Folie Café on the hippie dippy avenue known as Espanola Way. This tiny French bakery at 516 Espanola serves as a morning respite for many a South Beacher. Later on, if your kids like pizza, check out Hosteria Romana at 429 Espanola. The waiters get boisterous as the evening wears on, singing out to passers by and pounding on a drum kit just inside the door. If you're heading for the beach and want to bring along a delicious sack lunch, La Sandwicherie is just east of Espanola at 229 14th Street. This stand-up lunch counter packs a mean baguette (or fresh baked croissant) with freshly sliced deli meats, healthy salads and hoagie combos that are sure to please. Healthy eaters might like something from their juice bar including fresh fruit smoothies and veggie options as well.

Just around the corner and great for the gang - Dogma hot dog grill at 15th and Washington has beef, veggie and turkey dogs on their menu with toppings from traditional to international. For a great night out on Ocean Drive, take everyone to the south end of town and check out Taverna Opa, a Greek Restaurant at 36 Ocean that feels like a party every night of the week. For a more sedate experience, the back patio at Smith & Wollensky faces the waterway where all of Miami's magnificent cruise ships steam out to sea around 3pm. This classic steakhouse at 1 Washington Avenue offers burgers, salads and sandwiches at lunchtime making this an affordable option. Follow your lunch with a walk along the boardwalk through South Pointe Park.

Got a Sweet Tooth?
One of the best things about making your way around South Beach on foot is the sheer number of great ice cream options from the basic chocolate and vanilla to the sublime green tea sorbet crafted by the Frieze Ice Cream Factory at 1625 Michigan Ave. This little hole-in-the-wall supplies fresh-made delights to Miami's top restaurants, but offers all flavors by the scoop day and night. Further north at 1657 Michigan, check out the cakes Oprah declared "Best in America" at the Ice Box Café. Opened for brunch, lunch and dinner, the sidewalk dining option is perfect for families. Check out kid's clothes, toys and furnishings at Genius Jones next door or hit Gap Kids at 1001 Lincoln. After everyone is fed and finished shopping, head to Lucky Strike Lanes at 1691 Michigan to try the new "rock and roll" bowling alley. Kids are welcomed every day until 9pm when the place converts to a sports bar style nightclub.

If the day is warm and your kids are feeling energetic, take everyone to Flamingo Park to experience South Beach's unique under water playground at 11th Street and Jefferson Avenue. This well-maintained public park at the heart of the city's residential area offers gym, tennis and sporting activities all day long. For just $4, non-resident kids can frolic in just 15 inches of water at the interactive play pool. There are locker rooms, showers and concession stands on site to make the day a breeze for visitors from 8:30am until sundown. Flamingo Park's aquatic facilities are great option for families staying at smaller hotels without a pool. Be sure to check out the shady playground area and the Bark Park, a dog run where all of South Beach meets and greets fellow dog enthusiasts.

Got Wheels?
If you decide to expand your South Florida experience beyond the South Beach neighborhood, your first stop should be Watson Island and the tropical zoo called Parrot Jungle Island. Located just off I-395 and the MacArthur Causeway, Parrot Jungle is home to tropical birds, monkeys, wild cats and a 40 pound lizard named Godzilla! Your kids have the option of getting up close and personal with the animals or sitting back to watch hourly shows at the park pavilion. Presentations of just 20 minutes duration feature Winged Wonders, Reptile Giants, and Wild Encounters. Afterward, there's an opportunity to feed tame animals and even get a photo taken holding some of the friendlier species. The park's Lakeside café has a few kid sized meals including burgers, hot dogs, chicken fingers and grilled cheese - all under $5.

For a more aerobic adventure, take the family to Sunny Isles Oleta River State Park where bikes, kayaks and canoes are available for hourly rental. Just 5 minutes west of the Ocean, this tropical inland waterway is best known for off road bike trails, beautiful mangrove forest preserves and 1,200 feet of sand beaches for swimming and saltwater fishing. The Blue Marlin Café at 2500 NE 163rd Street offers a full seafood menu and also features environmental displays of the park's ecosystem. Kid's options including pizza are available for under $7 plus a range of fruit juices, milk slammers and Good Humor Ice Cream bars. For landlubbers on the go, the nearby Enchanted Forest Elaine Gordon Park at 1725 NE 135th Street in North Miami has 2 playgrounds, 22 acres of nature trails and supervised horse back riding from dawn to dusk. Ponies are saddled up and ready to go or simply available to pet and feed for kids too shy to ride.

South of town at 15980 SW 248th Street in Homestead, the Knauss Berry Farm is a popular spot for visitors on their way to Monkey Jungle or the Florida Keys. Just across the street from the Redlands Middle School, this fruit stand is owned and operated by German Baptist farmers who wear traditional garb and specialize in delicious freshly picked strawberry milkshakes and gooey cinnamon swirl breakfast buns. From the end of January through early April, guests are welcome to pick their own strawberries and tomatoes. The stand is opened from 8:00-5:30, Monday through Saturday and closed from April through Thanksgiving.

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Not Pooped Yet?
Miami Metro Zoo is open 365 days a year from 9:30-5:30 just off the turnpike at SW 124th Avenue. For visitors who'd rather take public transportation, the Coral Reef Max bus leaves the Dadeland South Metrorail Station for a 20 minute ride out to the park. If you can get there by the 10th of January, be certain your kids get "The Scoop on Poop," a traveling exhibition based upon the best selling book by Dr. Wayne Lynch. While most of us find the topic off limits at the dinner table, there's no denying kids are fascinated by poop. Miami Metro Zoo will show them how animals use it to build their homes, hide from their predators, attract their mates and even send messages to their friends. This interactive exhibit teaches the science of elimination with photos, 3-D models and audio labs that allow kids to listen to an animal's digestive tract. For those interested in the future of international diplomacy, there is even a world map that translates the term "poop" into other languages at the touch of a button.

Also at the zoo, kids can learn all about the animals at a Wildlife Show at noon, 2pm and 4:30pm. There are hourly Keeper Talks at exhibits around the park where trained handlers demonstrate the care and feeding of the wart hogs, tigers, rhinos and more. To learn about the delicate ecosystem in South Florida, kids are encouraged to feed injured resident pelicans on the mend at the Pelican Feeding Encounter. Finally, don't miss magician George Iglesias who uses park residents in a charming animal show called Animagic weekends at 1pm.

If you've traveled this far south and still crave adventure, it's just another hop, skip and jump down to John Pennekamp Coral Reef State Park - America's First Undersea Park at mile marker 102.5 in Key Largo. Established in 1963, this marine sanctuary encompasses 178 nautical square miles of coral reefs and mangrove swamps. Treat your family to a glimpse at the only living coral reef in the continental United States. Visit the ranger station to learn about guided nature walks, environmental programs and the hundreds of animals who make their home at the park. The visitor center welcomes guests from 8am-5pm daily and features a spectacular 30,000 gallon salt water aquarium. Activities on site include camping, fishing, swimming at Canon Beach, and a glass bottom boat tour at 9:15, 12:15 and 3pm.

For those visiting with older children who are strong swimmers, Pennekamp Park offers both snorkeling and scuba tours on wheelchair-friendly dive boats at 9am, noon and 3pm. A two-hour dive highlights the living, shallow-water coral reefs under the watchful eye of trained park staff members. All equipment is available for rental including wet suits during colder months. A four hour sailing and snorkeling tour on the catamaran Salsa can be arranged along with PADi scuba certification courses at the Camp Dive Shop.

After a long day's dive, treat everyone to a dockside dinner at the Islamorada Fish Company. Located in the heart of the Upper Keys at 81576 Overseas Highway, the complex includes a massive Bass Pro Shop with a giant salt water aquarium, a life sized replica of Ernest Hemingway's fishing boat "Pilar," and outdoor gear for the entire family. Visit the marina office if you decide to spend a day fishing the back-country flats, charter an offshore fishing boat or take a sightseeing ecotour of the nearby reefs. The popular outdoor restaurant serves brunch, lunch and dinner and features a few non-seafood items on their kid's menu.

Visitors can make a day trip to the Upper Keys or book a night's stay at any number of independent resorts. Cottages and suites from 1 to 3 bedrooms are available at Islamorada's Pines and Palms Resort where all rooms come with fully equipped kitchens to have snacks and treats on hand for the kids. This ocean-front lodge at 80401 Old Highway features a freshwater pool as well as two swim ladders off 125 foot docks. The property has single and double kayaks available for offshore exploration as well. There are barbecues to make a picnic dinner on the beach and laundry facilities in site so the sand doesn't follow you home.

Finally, as you make your way due north to Miami, stop for a minute at the Mutineer Restaurant at the entrance to Florida City - US-1 at Palm Drive. This funky roadside attraction is a favorite for locals who briefly pause in the parking lot to feed resident goats and waterfowl living at the man made lake. Pick up a box of crackers at a near by convenience store and treat the kids to a quick rest stop before the hour and a half turnpike ride back to the Beach...

Before you know it, you'll find yourself back in Miami and off on your final adventure. Spend your last memorable day out on Biscayne Bay aboard one of the kid-friendly tour boats circling Miami. The most novel approach to organized sightseeing is the amphibious motor coaches operated by the Duck Tours. Quirky and well-informed tour guides offer a great deal of information about the highlights of the city and then Whoosh! The coach descends into the Bay and turns itself into a boat. Tours originate at the 10th Street Visitor's Center on Ocean Drive and also Downtown at the Bayside Marketplace. Second only to the Duck Tour is the EL Loro Pirate Ship which sets sail daily from Bayside and thrills young passengers with a Pirate's Eye View of the city. The bright red pirate ship sails for just over an hour through the Venetian Islands and the waterways behind celebrity mansions.

Once you disembark at Bayside, treat the kids to a quick snack at the second floor food court or enjoy a lovely dinner at Los Ranchos Latin style steak and seafood grill. Hearty portions of skirt steak, fajitas and baby back ribs are suitable for sharing, or kids can enjoy beef or chicken nuggets or mozzarella sticks for just $6. The burger and salad crowd still flocks to the Hard Rock Café, 401 Biscayne Boulevard, where vintage music memorabilia lines the walls and classic rock music fills the air. Try not to wince when your kids are entirely unmoved by bands you knew and loved... one man's Elmo is another man's Elvis. There will be plenty of time to bridge the generation gap on future family vacations. Meanwhile, enjoy your time together in sunny Miami Beach.