Hurricanes Aren’t the Only Thing that Blow in Miami Beach
One of our most popular attractions was finally busted Sunday by three undercover Miami Beach police officers who claim they were solicited for a $40 all-you-can-drink bus ride that turned into an offer of sex on wheels!
Not only did the highly publicized bust net the Beach cops the promoter and his five hostesses, the city seized the entire tricked out chrome-and-glass rig and invited local journos to crawl all over it taking lots of money shots to dazzle suburbia with the latest edition of Pimp My Ride. The tour bus is a sleek black conversion with the cab of a tractor trailer and an interior featuring black leather sofas and built-in limo style bars. Three detectives say they were invited aboard the booze cruise at 11th and Collins Avenue and once the bus started rolling, the hostesses took off their clothes and offered lap dances or a visit behind the curtain for a round of Let’s Make a Deal.
While jaded locals flooded the web with online comments about the alleged “Pimp Daddy” bus driver probably missing his scheduled pay-off to authorities, shots of the luxurious Tickle Me Tour Bus worked like ratings Viagra for Miami news stations. The thousands of dollars in cash seized out of the till and plucked off of the g-string clad ladies attests to the fact that mass transit in South Florida is a lot more creative than anyone thought.
One Response to “Hurricanes Aren’t the Only Thing that Blow in Miami Beach”
June 28th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
This is one place our courts need to seperate church and state. Bible thumping moralists got prostitution banned and have kept it banned for many generations. Prostitution should not be banned. It serves a function in our society by providing a place for those with no sexual outlet with one. Its can be done totally out of site as it is done in Neveada. Rapes would definatly go down. It does nothing to reduce the respectability of the (supposed) good girls. Lastly, instead of spending millions putting woman and men in jail the same money can be used to protect these woman and monitor them for health issues.
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